[PRE-ORDER] NoiR Series 087 Lucy Plushie

Estimated Shipping date: June to July

 

Message from creator: 

"After many failed prototypes, Lucy is finally ready to launch her minions into the human realm 😈

Help her achieve record-breaking Soul Sucking numbers this quarter so she can finally get promoted from “Temptation Intern” to “Regional Director of Unholy Affairs” 📈🔥

In exchange for your soul , I mean money... you will receive one completely harmless cute little plush minion designed for:
• emotional support 🖤
• cuddling 🫂
• assisting with minor summoning rituals 🔮
• helping with pentagrams and other harmless occult activities ⛧

Lucy assures me the plushies are NOT being used as remote soul-harvesting beacons connected directly to the Succubus Realm.

Use it at your own risk... ⚠️

Possible side effects after accepting the contract may include:
• insomnia 🌙
• hearing voices at night 🕯️
• occasional tingling sensations ⚡
• sudden and irreversible attraction to demon women ❤️🔥
• remote soul extraction (only in select regions) 👁️

If the plushie starts whispering, glowing, or staring at you at night…

Please remain calm and contact H.E.L.L. INC customer support at
📞 1-666-S0ULS-4U

Thank you for supporting Lucy’s totally legitimate business venture and helping fund more fun SPICY comics 😈"

 

Height: 20cm

Keychain Size: 8cm

Material: 100% Polyester Shell and 100% PP Cotton Fill

Creator: Aleksey